Funny SMS

Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Srdr:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad
shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

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It was Santa's weding aniversary.Preeto :Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to
celebrate? Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made

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DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya
DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA

hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe
KahTam HoGaYA !!.
WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI.