Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??

Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??






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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?

O Ghareeb Insaan

O Ghareeb Insaan
O Kanjoos Insaan
O Pathar Dil Insaan
O Khud Gharz Insaan
O Matlabi Insaan
O Bewafa Insaan
?
Is SMS Main Maine Aapko Insaan Kaha Aapko Bura To Nahi Laga?

ek khoobsorat ladki tere ko bhayya keh gayi

Ummidon ki imaarat deh gayi
Khwabon ki duniya bah gayi
Abe teri kya izzat rah gayi
Jab ek khoobsorat ladki tere ko bhayya keh gayi

Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do

Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb Si Lagti Hai
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.

Bijli + Badal = Savan aya….

Bijli + Badal = Savan aya….
Barat + Baja = Dulha aya….
Phool + Nazare = wasant aya….
Aap + Aapki hansi = Bhaago bhaago bhoot aya..

You Should Change Your Nappy...!

If You
Want To
Live
Happy

Then

You Should
Change
Your
Nappy...!

"A Public Service Message By Pampers"

Kya leke aye they,

Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

1 GADHA tha Wo Sms Parh Rha Tha

1 GADHA tha

Wo Sms Parh Rha Tha

Use Pta Tha k Sender ne Use GADHA Kha Hai


Wo fir b Sms Parh Rha Tha..


Bechara GADHA Jo Tha! gud nigh

Ab 5rs mai paiya 1 naya sim

Ab 5rs mai paiya 1 naya sim
jismai 20rs ke crd se 5000sms fre..
8am 2 8pm
sare cal 4RE fr mre ditals logon to
WWW.JA APANA TOWAR KUD LAGALE.COM

Dhiru Bhai Ka Aakhri Sapna

Dhiru Bhai Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha..
Ke Har Bhikari K Hath Me Mobile Ho.. .
Aur Aaj Tumne Wo Sapna Pura Kar Diya.

Dream makes everything possible,

Dream makes everything possible,
hope makes everything work,love makes everythings beautiful,
smile makes all the above.
So brush your teeth regularly

Gadho ki race .

Gadho ki race .
10

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msg baad me padh lena

B. .H. .A. .G. .

warna trophy koi aur le jayega

Kanjusi K Sare Record Tod Dete Ho..

Kanjusi K Sare Record Tod Dete Ho..
Bhikari Ka B Rukh Mod Dete Ho..
Mahaan Hai Aapki Kanjusi..
Jo Toilet Ke Lote Me Bhi Pani Chhod Dete Ho.

Kanjusi K Sare Record Tod Dete Ho..

Kanjusi K Sare Record Tod Dete Ho..
Bhikari Ka B Rukh Mod Dete Ho..
Mahaan Hai Aapki Kanjusi..
Jo Toilet Ke Lote Me Bhi Pani Chhod Dete Ho.

Suna hai AAPKI smile pe hajaro marte hai

Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population.
"Population control board." Janhit me jari

U r a "Tubelight"

My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a

"Tubelight"

Khofnaak Muskurahat Ki Talash Hai

Ful Khil Kr Udas Hai
Samandar Ko Aj Pani Ki Pyas Hai
1Bar Aap Muskura Do
Q K Hmko Duniya Ki Sabse
Khofnaak
Muskurahat Ki Talash Hai.

Hum ro ro ke tub bhar diye

Hum ro ro ke tub bhar diye
Hum ro ro ke tub bhar diye or
tum bewafa aye or uss me nha ke chal diye

Hi jaan_

Hi jaan_
Kya haal he
jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge
jaan_
Missing u
jaan_

Zyada khush mat ho
Har blank me "war" lagado
smart boy.

Happy Pagal Day!

Happy Pagal Day!,,
Ye Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Apki Nazar Mein Dunya ka Sab Se Bada Pagal ho,
Mene To bhej diya he,
Ab muje send kar ke Paglon wali harkat mat karna