I am Sardarji virus

Dear ReceiverI am Sardarji virus. Since I am not so Technologically advanced, I am a MANUAL virus.Please delete all the Files on your hard disk yourself and send this E-mail to everyone you know.Thank you very much for helping me.Sardarji virus.

Sardar was arrested for a road accident:

Sardar was arrested for a road accident:Judge: How did accident occur??Sardar: I don’t know sir I was sleeping.

Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,Dost: Garam pani Q?Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

A Sardar was playing chess with his donkey

A Sardar was playing chess with his donkey:Friend: Aray Waah! Tera Gadha to bohat Intelligent hai.Sardar: Khaak intelligent hai.4 Main se 2 to Main Jeeta hon

Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len.

Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha:Sardar Ne Har Sawal K NeecheIs Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len.

MUSHKIL SINGH

Ek Sardar ki 10 Betiyan Thin Phir jaak Uske Ghar Ek Beta Hua.Sardar ne Uska Naam kya rakha hoga?...........MUSHKIL SINGH.

Sardar givs dictation test

Sardar givs dictation test 4 students,
last bench stdnt say: we r not able to hear sir,
sardar-ok i'll write on the board.,..

1sardar sukhe talab me BOAT chala

1sardar sukhe talab me BOAT chala rha tha
2srdar-aise srdaro ne hi hmara nam khrab kr rkha h agar mujhe terna ata to whi jake marta sale ko

Should I buy tickets for my children?

Srdr 2 a Conducto Should I buy tickets for my children?
ConductoOnly if they r above 8.
SrdThank God., I have only 6 children...!

Divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage

Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage
frnd - why?
Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........
tested OK by mafatlal & sons !

Sheran day bachay school v te nai janday

Sardar’s son is crying to go to school.
Sardar: Oye sheran day bachay ronday nai.
Son: Sheran day bachay school v te nai janday.

Mere liye PRASAD lAna

SArdar Asks TAxi Driver:"Golden temple JAoge?"
Driver:"HAan Jaonga."sardar gAve him 5 Rs&
said:"Mere liye PRASAD lAna"!!

If U dial 001 then what will happen?

Teacher asked Sardar" If U dial 001 then what will happen?"
Sarda"Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear…

Oh,i thought it was its skin!

Sardar:That cow is lovely colour.
Farmer:Yes,It's a Jersey.
Sardar:Oh,i thought it was its skin!

Oxygen is must for Breathing

Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing .
It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata

3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?

A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige.
He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?
Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Srdar:3month.
wife:or meri shadi ko.
Srdar:3mnth
wife:or bacha kitne month k baad.
Srdar:3 mnth.
Wife:total kitne hue.

Dekha saste ka natija!!!

Advocate:Talak karvane ke 5000 lagenge...
Sardar:Pagal ho,Panditji ne 51 mein shadi karvai thi...
Advocate:Dekha saste ka natija!!!

Sardar 2 a conductor

Sardar 2 a conductoShould i buy tickets 4 my children?
ConductoOnly if they r above 8.
SardaThank God., i have only 6 children

I would have watch TV with candle

Sardar watching TV with Wife
Wife"If Edison wouldn't had invented Power, Wht would U have done?"
Sardar"I would have watch TV with candle

sardarji went 2 a STD PCO

A sardarji went 2 a STD PCO ISD shop
n slapped the operator twice ....
guess why?
cuz der it was witten...
'number dial karne se pehele do lagae'..!