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Ther is a Gud news and also bad news 4 u

Hi
Ther is a Gud news and also bad news 4 u,
D bad news is,
Ther is no Gud news,
& D gOOd news is,
Ther is no bad news,
So be happy!

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Define"BIRTHDAY"?

A fantastic question with a meaningful answer:
Define"BIRTHDAY"?


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D only day in ur life.
"When u CRIED & ur MOTHER was SMILING"

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jawab mujhko na de saka

usay apnay parday ki fiker thi wo jo mera waqif e haal tha,wo jo uski subha e urooj thi,wohi mera waqt e zawal tha,meri baat kese wo manta,mera dard kaisy wo janta,wo to khud fana k safar pe tha,usay rokna bi mahaal tha,kahan jaogay mujhy chor ker mein ye poch poch k thak gya,wo jawab mujhko na de saka,wo to khud sarapa sawal tha,wo mila jo sadyon k baad bi,meray lab pe koi gila na th,usay meri chup ne rula diya,jise guftagu pe kamal tha...!

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Kehte h foolo ki juban nahi hoti

Kehte h foolo ki juban nahi hoti,
lafzo me khusbu byan nhi hoti.
Mila h sms hmara to kadr kijiye,
kismat har kisi par mehrban nahi hoti..

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GODISNOWHERE

GODISNOWHERE

This can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE
Or as GOD IS NOW HERE

Everything depends on how do u see anything.
So think positive.

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we were caught sleeping together

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: we were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. During lecture in maths class

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Cutest Story

'Cutest Story'
Kid-Mom I love u more thn u love me
Mom: hw cn u prove dis my son?
Kid:Coz u've 2 sons n i've only 1 mother
SO CHWET NA.

What is a kiss?

What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!….
PHYSICS:
kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!

This world is an illusion,

This world is an illusion,
relations are an illusion,
love is an illusion,
even life is an illusion,
only death is a reality.

Never wound hearts that love you,

Never wound hearts that love you,
Never give them the endless pain,
Because wounded hearts,
Are like roses that never bloom.

cheat and love but don’t love and cheat,

cheat and love but don’t love and cheat,
think and love but don’t love and think,
break the heart and love but don’t love and break the heart…

Jab Chote The Tab Bade Hone Ki Tammna Thi

Jab Chote The Tab Bade Hone Ki Tammna Thi
Mgr Ab Pta Chala Ki Adhure Ehsas Or Tute Sapno Se Achche
Adhura Homework Or Tute Khilone thik the

Its Easy To Lose A Person By Saying A Lie.

Its Easy To Lose A Person By Saying A Lie.

BUT.

Its Difficult To Get Back Tht Person By Saying A Truth.

Its A Fact In Everybody's Life

khud tutkar 2 Dilo ko Mila Jate Hai

Kuch Log zindgi me Dukh pate H
Zindgi kitni Anmol Hai ye bhul Jate H
Zindagi Jina Gulab Se siko
Jo khud tutkar 2 Dilo ko Mila Jate Hai

Best cosmatic for the lips is

Best cosmatic for the lips is truth,
For the voice is prayer,
For the eyes is pity,
For the hands is charity,
and
for the heart is care

Mosam hi aisa H

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mosam hi aisa H
Apna khyal rakhna.

Relationship is lyk Tajmahal

Relationship is lyk Tajmahal:
Everybody vil wonder hw beautiful it is.
But nobody can undrstand hw difficult it ws to build..!!!

Kuch Bhi Na Rahega

Taron Mein Chamak

Phoolon Mein Rangat

Na Rahegi

Are, Kuch Bhi Na Rahega

Agar, Mohabbat Na Rahegi...

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

LIFE IS XXX:

LIFE IS XXX:
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Do u know how?
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1) Yesterday is a
Xperience.

2) Today is a
Xperiment.

3) Tomorrow is a
Xpectation.
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