Main To Diwana Hoon Shadi-Shuda Aurton Ka

Girl To Banta: Kya Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Tum Mujhe Itna Pyar Karoge.?
Banta: Kyon Nahi?
Main To Diwana Hoon Shadi-Shuda Aurton Ka.

Snta Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya-"I LOVE YOU"

Snta Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya-"I LOVE YOU"

Snta Gusse Me Beti Se-
Jisne sms Kiya Hai Usse To Mai Dekh Luga
Filhal Tum Uska Sms Usse Wapis Bhejo.

1 Bar Snta USA Gya

1 Bar Snta USA Gya,
Wha Church me Gya to Achank Wha awaz ayi- TANN
Ittfaq se Light b Chali Gyi Snta Dr kr Bola.Oye Bhago
Undertaker aa gya

Santa Road pe Potty kar raha tha..

Santa Road pe Potty kar raha tha..
Police ne usse pakad liya
Jab usse le jaane Laga 2 Santa bola:
'O KANOON KE RAKHWALO! SABOOT TO UTHA LO.

SANTA PuLLs GirL In Room

SANTA PuLLs
GirL In Room
Locks Door n Puts
Lights
PuLLs Her
On Bed n
Drags Her Under
BLanket
&
Say:
Look My New
RADIUM WATCH!

Ab me waqt ko barbad kr raha hun

Snta sitting on road
Bnta-Y r u wasting time?
S:I m taking badla
A man:How?
S:Waqt ne mujhe barbad kiya,Ab me waqt ko barbad kr raha hun

Tumhare paas kya hai ?

Santa-Mere pass gadi hai ,bunglow hai,paisa hai tumhare paas kya hai ?Banta- Mere paas bhi gadi hai bunglow hai paisa hai.Santa-to saale apni maa kiske paas hai ?

Santa visits Mysore palace.

Santa visits Mysore palace.
Guide: Please don't sit there, this is Tipu Sultan's chair.
Santa: Don't worry, I will get up when he comes

Magar Usne Muje Bulaya Hi Nahi

BANTA-Are Santa Tu Yaha Baitha He Tere Dost Ki Maut Ho Gai He Tu Gaya Kyu Nahi?

SANTA-Mai jarur Jata Magar Usne Muje Bulaya Hi Nahi.

Cricket Match

Cricket Match Me Batsman LBW Hua
SANTA:Log Hum Ko Pagal Samajhte He
Jabki Yaha To Sab Pagal He
Lagi Batsman Ko He Or Cheekh Bowler Rha he

Snta ko uska sasur peet raha tha Q?

Snta ko uska sasur peet raha tha Q?
Jab uski wife ko beta hua
Dr.Ne usko SMS kiya"Mubark ho ap baap bangaye"
snta ne msg sabko forwd kardiy

tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ?

SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ?

BaNtA : JUb sE BoSs nE MuJhE nOkRi sE nIkALnE kI dHAMkI dI hA

Santa K baap ko Gali

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

Santa's Army Test

Santa's Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.

Santa is raping a girl

Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,

Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,

Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,

Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?

Santa Ke Ghar Chor

Santa:kaha ja rahe ho?
Banta:Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya he
Santa:BV ko akela chod dia
Banta:Nhi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai

KBC Me Santa Singh

KBC me Amitabh- Wat's ur father's name??

Santa- [kuch bola nahi]

Amitabh- Jawaab dijiye!

Santa- Sir option to dijiye!! ;-)

jiski Jeb Bhari Hoti Hai uski Qadar

.Santa apni jaeb me PATHAR dale ghom Raha tha
Banta-Aisa Kyon KAr rahe ho
Santa-is duniya me usi ki qadar hoti he
jiski Jeb Bhari Hoti Hai

kon si us k sath Bat Krni Hai

Snta Bnta k Ghar Me
Bant:Chiken Khaoge
Snta:Ha
Ban:Kon Sa chinies,French ya Indian?
San:Koi sa b leaao me ne kon si us k sath Bat Krni H

Tum NARAK k raste pr jaa rahe ho

Snta sharab pi kr bus main charh gaya
Bnta-Tum NARAK k raste pr jaa rahe ho
Santa-"Oye roko roko Bus roko mai glat bus
me swar ho gaya Hu