9 mahine intizaar karo.

Punjaban: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau
Husband: Aik American Ladki
Punjaban Wapas Ayi
Husband: Mera Gift!
Punjaban: 9 mahine intizaar karo.

Larkian Brazier Kion Pehanti Hyn

Teacher= Batao Larkian Brazier Kion Pehanti Hyn . . . ?

Boy: Ta K Breast Ziada Bubbling Na Karain

Girl: NO sref larkoo k khate kyon k

Khula Doodh Sehat k Liye Muzzir Hy

Papu Cant Dance Sala!

SONGS OF PENIS AT DIFFRENT AGES

14-16
Papa Kehtay Hain Bara Naam Karega

17-25
Dhoom Macha de Dhoom

26-44
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham

45-57 Kal Ho Na Ho

58+ Papu Cant Dance Sala!

Larkiyon ka BRAIZER

100 logo se poocha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka
“BRAIZER”
kis tarah ka pasand hai?

2% ne kaha
“White”

1% ne kaha
“Black”

97% ne kaha
.
.
“UTRA HUA”

Enjoy 6 Types Of Sex

Women Enjoy 6 Types Of Sex:

1, Asthamatic, Ah..Aahh..Ah

2, Obedient, Yes…Oh Yes..Yes

3, Greedy, More..More.. Gimme More

4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, I’m Loving It.. Maa ah

5, Disappointing, Ah Can’t Really Feel It… Aah

6, Dogy, Waw..Aw..Aww.. Wao

Sharm ani chahye apko

Biwi: Sharm ani chahye apka Rahul ki BV se najaiz ta’aluk hay.

HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?

BV: kal Rahul aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha.

SEX mehnat hai ya maza

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

“Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?”
Ghareeb bola:
“Maza hi hoga Sahib”

“Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.

Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?

1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr ne Burnal
or
Viagra
(sex tablet)
Likh k di
Pandit bola burnal tu sumjh aata hy per viagra Q?
Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?

Hajjaam ki dukaan

Hajjaam ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady saari sukhaane daali………..
Hajaam ki dukaan main andhera ho gaya…………
Hajaam ne awaaz di…. “Beebiji… saari uthao, neeche baal kaatna hai…

Kehtay Hain: “Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai!”

Kehtay Hain: “Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai!”
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-
-
-
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Bilkul Sahi Hai..
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-
-
-
-
“3 Inch Ki Cheez Haath Mein Do To, 6 Inch Ki Kar Deti Hai.

kahan kahan se phati hai…

MOOCHI ki BV se us ki Saheli ne poocha
kal Suhaag Raat k se guzri?

B V!
Kute ne dono SURAAKH
‘C’ daye
or pochta hai or
kahan kahan se phati hai…

College Girl At Fee Counter

College Girl At Fee Counter - Sir, Meri Le Lo !
Sir- 2 Min Ruko. Aram Se Le Lunga.
Girl- Are Jaldi Le Lo, Fir Nahi De Paungi,
Mere Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai.

There is no risk of excitement

Q : Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients
to have sex only with their own wife ?
Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!

New trend of BLACKMAIL:

New trend of BLACKMAIL:
Employee - "If U dnt increase my salary,
den I'l tel d whole office tat u increased 1ly my salary"
HoWZ IT?

Aurat ki kamar kyon patli banayi gayi?

Banda khuda se poochta hai:
Ya khuda,
Kya mitti ki kami thi ya kam lagayi gayi
Kya mitti ki kami thi ya kam lagayi gayi
Aurat ki kamar kyon patli banayi gayi?

upar se awaaz aati hai:
Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi
Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi
Jo bhi bach gayi thi, woh upar lagayi gayi

Response aftr SEX. . .

Response aftr SEX. . .
Prostitute - Paise nikal.
Grl Frnd - Maza aa gaya.
Padosan - Fir kab aaoge.
Wife - Ab 2 - 4 din kuch mat bolna.

dunia mai 50%log

dunia mai 50%log sax kar chuke honge.
30% kar rahe honge.
20%karane wale hong.
9% soch rahe honge aur
1%log l@nd pakdkar sms Padh Rahe hon

Agar condom ka business karna he to uska naam rakhana DIPPER.
Q ki indian truck wale free publicity karte he. . . . "USE DIPPER AT NIGHT"

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Girl to baba: Baba yeh LU ND kaisa hota hai?
Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar ga nd marwate rahe ho

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Theater me Nari-pradhan film chal rahi thi.
Ladki khadi ho kar josh me boli : Aaj ki nari kya nahi kar sakti?
Ek sardar khada ho kar bola : DIWAR PE SUSU.

Tujhey sub pata hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?

Father:tujhey sub pata hai!

Child: nahin pata promise!

Father: in k pait main pani bhara

:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!