Buzurgon ko pyar karne ka haq nahi hota

kaun kehta hai buzurgon ko pyar karne ka haq nahi hota?????


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Yah bat alag hai ki un par kisi ko shak nahi hota.

Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya

Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya

Wah Wah

Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya

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Phir Uthaya Bread, Lagaya Jam aur Mand K Kha Liya. :-)

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain




Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum Unhain




Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume

PYAR means.......?

P...phone karna.
Y...yaad karna.
A...azaadi khona.
R...rote rehna ki kash phone aaye......!

chum lo hoot tery

chum lo hoot tery
dil ki yehi shoch hai
yahe mere nehi ?
pyar ki ek farmaish hai

jani wo pyar hi kya jisme

jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho,
wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho,
aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..

Main wo nhi k shadi hui or badl gya

"Main wo nhi k shadi hui or badl gya

Mera wohi mizaj wohi zouq hy

Shadi se pehly b mujay shadi ka shauq tha

Shadi k bad b mujy shadi ka shuq he. ;-)

O Ghareeb Insaan

O Ghareeb Insaan
O Kanjoos Insaan
O Pathar Dil Insaan
O Khud Gharz Insaan
O Matlabi Insaan
O Bewafa Insaan
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Is SMS Main Maine Aapko Insaan Kaha Aapko Bura To Nahi Laga?

Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko

Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko

Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko

Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarorat kya

Me to pyaasa hon

Pepsi he pila do mujhko

LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai,

Arz kiya hai,LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai,
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai,
Logo ki biwiyon ke pas ghanto bethkar husband ke marne ke fayde samjhate hai.

Mohabbat bhara sher hai,

mohabbat bhara sher hai, gaur farmayenge
"jab yaad uski aye to toilet me baith k ro lena"
"jab dibba assuoon se bhar jaye to usi se dho lena! Save water

PATNI CHALISA

Tumse hi ghar mathura kasi aur tumse hi ghar satyanasi ||5||
PATNI CHALISA jo nar gave. sab sukh chod param dukh pave.....||

Exam k mauke pr arz h-

Exam k mauke pr arz h-

Padhna-likhna tyaag mitr
nakal se rakh aas

Odh rajai soja beta
Rab krega pass



Parchi-wale baba ki JAI

Dosti K Geet Gayenge Hum,

Dosti K Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Dunyia Basayenge Hum,
Jo Diye Bujh Gaye Hawaaon Se,
Un Ko Bech Kar


PHiLiPS K BULB Layenge HUM.

Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do

Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb Si Lagti Hai
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.

Likhe jo KHAT Mujhe wo meri YAAD me,

Likhe jo KHAT Mujhe wo meri YAAD me,
sare padh liye papa ne RAAT me,
swera jab hua,
to JUTE pad Gye,
Wo TERE NAAM wale baal GHAJNI me badal Gaye

Har nazar nazar me ek kashish hoti hai,

Har nazar nazar me ek kashish hoti hai,
Har Dil mein ek chahat hti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek k liye TAJ MAHAL banana..
Par har Dil mein ek mumtaz jarur rehti hai.

Jeet k haar gia me pyar ki bazi yaro,

Jeet k haar gia me pyar ki bazi yaro,
Me uska Devdas tha wo thi meri paro,
Wo guzar gai paas se nazar tk na milai,
Bcz i was on bicycle and she was in Pejaro.

karte hai pyaar tumse itna

karte hai pyaar tumse itna
ke bas bata nahin sakte
dil mein utar kar dekhlo
ye kah bhi nahi sakte
dil mein kyon ki 100 se jyada insaan utar nahi sakte

Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.

Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Laila ko majnu mushkil se milta hai
Hum to SMS bhejte rehte hai par
aajkal aapka SMS mushkill se milta hai.