Munna bhai

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

who apnay chain pechan lega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehlaaaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apnaykamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

Chal ludak le..

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunanek liye msg to karega nahin.

Common sense ki baat hai ktere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..

Chanda Mama so Gaye

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,

Student sarey jage.

Dekho pakdo yaron,

Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.

Ek pariksha khatam,

To Dusri Suru Hogai Mamu

papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

Kya re! Aasmani kabutar!

Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej

yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya?

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya?

kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya?

bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!

SHORT CIRCUIT

CIRCUT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
sHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji
kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toy bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay..

tipu sultan ki he bhai

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath.

biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.