Rishte Ki Baat Chal Rahi Thi

Rishte Ki Baat Chal Rahi Thi:Faraz Clerk Hai 5000 Pagar HaiUper Se 15000 Kamata HaiLardki Walle: Lardki Nurse Hai2500 Pagar Hai + Nicche Se 50000Kamati Hai!

When a girl becomes 18?

When an APPLE becomes red…
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It is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..


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VOTE…!!

9 mahine intizaar karo.

Punjaban: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau
Husband: Aik American Ladki
Punjaban Wapas Ayi
Husband: Mera Gift!
Punjaban: 9 mahine intizaar karo.

Sharm ani chahye apko

Biwi: Sharm ani chahye apka Rahul ki BV se najaiz ta’aluk hay.

HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?

BV: kal Rahul aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha.

Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?

1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr ne Burnal
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Viagra
(sex tablet)
Likh k di
Pandit bola burnal tu sumjh aata hy per viagra Q?
Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?

Kehtay Hain: “Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai!”

Kehtay Hain: “Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai!”
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Bilkul Sahi Hai..
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“3 Inch Ki Cheez Haath Mein Do To, 6 Inch Ki Kar Deti Hai.

kahan kahan se phati hai…

MOOCHI ki BV se us ki Saheli ne poocha
kal Suhaag Raat k se guzri?

B V!
Kute ne dono SURAAKH
‘C’ daye
or pochta hai or
kahan kahan se phati hai…

Recent sex survey report :

Recent sex survey report :
10% of girls say "b quick it pains"
10% Say "speed is not enough"
& the rest 80% say "quick,
my husband may come home anytime!"

Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai

Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai:-
bhut insan ko darane k liye...
Machar insan ko satane k liye...
& husband aur wife insan ko banane kliye.

LADKIYA 13 SALL KI UMAR ME MAA BANTI

STUDENT:TEACHER LADKIYA 13 SALL KI UMAR ME MAA BANTI HAI KYA? TEACH:BILKUL NAHI.'
STUDENT: AAP KI BETI FALTU ME DARTI HAI..

Similarity between a mobile phone

What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife?
Ans- U like them when they are new.
Always u like others thing.
U have to charge them at night.

You are Accused of RAPE

Judge: You are Accused of RAPE, so u r Fined Rs.11461,
Man:Mylord why exactly Rs11461?
Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape4% VAT, & 10.2% Entertainment Tax.

A boy pulled a girl into room

A boy pulled a girl into room,locked the door,putoff the light,
pulled her 2 the bed,dragged her in 2 the blankt n said
"see mynew radium watch"

Difference between Good girl & bad girl

Difference between Good girl & bad girl
Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere
but bad girl opens all buttons to make d atmosphere hot.

There is no risk of excitement

Q : Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients
to have sex only with their own wife ?
Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!

What is Fashion Designing?

What is Fashion Designing?
Too many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes
With Too Many Little Ideas On How To Cover Too Little Areas!!

I saw a Call Girl entering ur clinic today

Doctor's wife:I saw a Call Girl entering ur clinic today.
Wat does it mean?
Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meetingWif:Whose profession

what do u want to become ?

Teacher : what do u want to become ?
Ram - doctor T. - why ?
Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it

A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel

A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel,
After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary?
Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi

Divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage

Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage
frnd - why?
Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........
tested OK by mafatlal & sons !