Agar condom ka business karna he to uska naam rakhana DIPPER.
Q ki indian truck wale free publicity karte he. . . . "USE DIPPER AT NIGHT"

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Girl to baba: Baba yeh LU ND kaisa hota hai?
Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar ga nd marwate rahe ho

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Theater me Nari-pradhan film chal rahi thi.
Ladki khadi ho kar josh me boli : Aaj ki nari kya nahi kar sakti?
Ek sardar khada ho kar bola : DIWAR PE SUSU.