likha hai bhai kuch to likha hai

likha hai bhai kuch to likha hai
kam se kam kuch to kia hai!
ha magar ye bhi sach hai
maine pehli baar likha hai.

Chinese scientist Ki tehkikat

Chinese scientist ne tehkikat k bad ye inkshaf kya ha k
chipkali ko ubal kr dhoop me sukha kr,
papr jesa krunchi hone k baad khaya jae to




ulti aajati ha.

Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D

Girlfriends are like "Gol Gappay"

Girlfriends are like "Gol Gappay" always Tasty.

Lovers are like "Pizzas" Hot n Spicy.

&

Wives are Like "Daal Chawal"

No Other Option, But Good For Health. :-)

Cute prOpOsal-

Cute prOpOsal-

bOy:hey i've gOt 2 wOrds tO say yu!

girl:what?

bOy:I LOVE U

girl:huh- isn't dat 3 wOrds?

bOy:nO! bcOs yu & i are One-

Uske Kadam Janha-janha Pade

Uske Kadam Janha-janha Pade Hmne Wo Jagah Chum Li



Aur Wo kambkht Meri Maa Se Keh gayi Aunty apka LADKA mitti khata Rehta he

Child Marriag

Teacher:Children whom do you hate most?
Students: Rajaram Mohan Roy.
T: Oh God!
But why do you hate him?
S: He abolished Child Marriag

DiL se mat khelo

Zindgi me Hamesha 1 Baat Yad Rakho.
Kabhi kisi k DiL se mat khelo
kyu k DiL 1 hi hota h agar khelna hi h to KIDNEY se khelo wo 2 hoti h

A Dog Fell In Love

A Dog Fell In Love


With a Cat
Bt
Dog's Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai

Snta Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya-"I LOVE YOU"

Snta Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya-"I LOVE YOU"

Snta Gusse Me Beti Se-
Jisne sms Kiya Hai Usse To Mai Dekh Luga
Filhal Tum Uska Sms Usse Wapis Bhejo.

GANSH Gi Nachane lage

Ramu nadi me dubte hue
bola: GANESHJI bachao
GANSH ne suna or Nachane lage
Ramu:Ap nach rhe ho
GANSH:Mere Visarjan MeTo b bhut nacha tha

India ke sare kutte kamzor kyou hote hai

SANTA-: India ke sare kutte kamzor kyou hote hai.
BANTA-: Kyou ki Dharmendra unka khun pi jata hai.

Inteligent Chor

Judge- Tum par cycle chori ka elzaam sabit nahi hua hai lihaza tumko Baa-Izzat bari kiya jata hai
CHOR- Iska matlab mai wo cycle rakh lu?

Ramdev Baba ke chakkar me

99 sal ka Aadmi SWARG Ki ronak or sunder APSAROA Ko dekhke bola

ye Ramdev Baba ke chakkar me na pada hota to 30 saal pehle aa gaya HOTA

jiske pas jo nhi h vo wahi leta h

Teachr to boy
1 tarf cow h,1 tarf dimag tum kya loge?
Boy-cow
tech-galt
agr me hota to dimag leta
B-jiske pas jo nhi h vo wahi leta h

1 Bar Snta USA Gya

1 Bar Snta USA Gya,
Wha Church me Gya to Achank Wha awaz ayi- TANN
Ittfaq se Light b Chali Gyi Snta Dr kr Bola.Oye Bhago
Undertaker aa gya

L@llu Jalebi Bech Raha Tha

L@llu Jalebi Bech Raha Tha Magar Ke Raha Tha "Aalu Le Lo Aalu"
P@ppu Bola Yeh Jalebi hai..
L@llu-Chup ho Jao Warna Makkhiyan Aa Jaayengi!

Always try 2 send nice msgs bcoz.

Always try 2 send nice msgs bcoz.
jab aapki saanse rukengi
TAB Logo ki zuban se niklega..
Tha to ek no ka GANDU lekin sms acche bhejta tha.

Sardar was arrested for a road accident:

Sardar was arrested for a road accident:Judge: How did accident occur??Sardar: I don’t know sir I was sleeping.

Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,Dost: Garam pani Q?Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.