Most interesting line

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Principal-batao Shivji ka dhanush kisne toda tha

Principal-batao Shivji ka dhanush kisne toda tha.
Boy-Ghabrakar,Sir,such keh raha hoon maine nahi toda.
Principal-Master Sahab!aap kya padha rahe hain bachon ko.
Master-Sir!ye theek kah raha hai,isne dhanush nahi toda.
Ye to kal school hi nahi aaya tha.

Ek Raat light chali gayi

Ek Raat light chali gayi
SANTA:Aree yaar pankha to chala doo,
banta: Kar dii na paglo wali baat?
pankha chala diya to mombati bhuj jayegi.

Yaar tumne ye baat sab ko Q batai

Yaar tumne ye baat sab ko Q batai,
Maine tumhe apna samaj ke
batai thi or tumne sab ko bata di
tumne mera bharosa tod diya sab
ko Q bataya ki Mai Bahut sweet hoon.

ek pagal dusere se

ek pagal dusere se:- yaar tuzhe
pata hai bharat or hindustan ke
beach jang chid gaye hai
dusra pagal:- tu chinta kyu karta hai be...
hum to india mein rahete hai.......

Husband to Hotel Manager

Husband to Hotel Manager:
"Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar
jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

Chinese scientist Ki tehkikat

Chinese scientist ne tehkikat k bad ye inkshaf kya ha k
chipkali ko ubal kr dhoop me sukha kr,
papr jesa krunchi hone k baad khaya jae to




ulti aajati ha.

Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D

Girlfriends are like "Gol Gappay"

Girlfriends are like "Gol Gappay" always Tasty.

Lovers are like "Pizzas" Hot n Spicy.

&

Wives are Like "Daal Chawal"

No Other Option, But Good For Health. :-)

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek


"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Ab Mai Akela kis kis se shadi karoon?

Pata hai is MULK ki problem kya ha?
Har Maa ko apny beti k liye chaye,

Ek Acha Smart,
Naik,
Educated,
Gud Looking Ladka.

Ab Mai Akela kis kis se shadi karoon?

Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya

Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya

Wah Wah

Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya

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Phir Uthaya Bread, Lagaya Jam aur Mand K Kha Liya. :-)

Abhishek Bolta hai PAPER Bachao

Govenment Bolti hai PANI Bachao,

Abhishek Bolta hai PAPER Bachao,

Ab Bolo sala Aadmi subah Subah Kya Kare?

Pani Bachaye ya Paper.

Ha Ha Ha Ha :-) .

Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-

Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"

Cute prOpOsal-

Cute prOpOsal-

bOy:hey i've gOt 2 wOrds tO say yu!

girl:what?

bOy:I LOVE U

girl:huh- isn't dat 3 wOrds?

bOy:nO! bcOs yu & i are One-

Special offer....!

Special offer....!

Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

Hurry offer valid until exams only....

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

What is Éduçati0n ?

What is Educati0n ?

Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.