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Jinke Links Ab Toot Chuke Hai

Jinke Links Ab Toot Chuke Hai
Shortcuts Woh Wipe Karo,
Apani ankhiyon ke browser mei
Mera Address Type Karo

Tumse mila main kal to

Tumse mila main kal to, mere Dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found,
Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa 'cut' kiya, Ke 'paste' karna bhool gaye...

Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna

Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style,
aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE,
Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,
humare Dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER karo yaar.

Dil sey aisa CUT kiya

Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash

Roz subha hum karte hai

Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

Nazar mein to kai hain

Nazar mein to kai hain,
Par Dil me ek wo only hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab 'read only' hain...

I don't likeyour face

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par Dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Your file not found!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere Dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ho gayi galti humse

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
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